For the two of you who don't know, this week, Friday, our boy's swim team will be sending a handful of people up to Madison to compete with the best of the best (mainly Chuckie and Lennertz cuz they're freakin huge) to make a statement that we've come back and we aren't going anywhere soon.
Here's a shout-out to our competitors Jim "JJ" Jens, Billy "tsunami sushi shrimp fried rice" Wong, Steve "kick-your-ass (and he knows it)" Lillie, and Stephen "Man-Child" Gramb(issim)ow.
Represent boys. If there's one thing I want all them at Madison to remember, it's that we have some of the best looking torso's in the friggin state. Douglass might tell you that the time and the effort are what's important...no... okay swimming is and always has been about how you look. I mean why else would you oil down and wear a skimpy piece of synthetic material that does nothing but emphasize your--anyway, I want us to look damn good. I mean I want it to be so that if I were blind-folded, I could caress your entire body and mistake every inch of it for a baby's bottom
^^And, uh, swim hard I s'pose.
Another shout-out to those alternates who get the experience without the nerves: Jack "text-my-girl" Ladd, Rob "steal-Michael's-date" Davis, Matt "I fight'cha" Daniels, and Geoff "Sex Panther" Gilles.
Basically the alternates are supposed to be ones bold enough to step in if any of the main swimmers gets hurt in like a freak accident or if Tanya Harding happens to be competing in their event. But, really, it's all about the hotel, the breakfast, the day off of school, and the view of 200+ glistening, nicely-chiseled bodies who can all swim faster than you can talk.
But seriously, have fun, kick some @$$ (I gotta check just how profane I can be on here) and enjoy yourselves. Cuz you never know who's gonna kick your ass next year---> I mean because this is a great experience that you will remember for the rest of your life.
Shorty
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