So, I've been in the hotel for a good 2 hours and some pretty eventful stuff has happened so I thought I'd spill.

First and foremost, I will be back in the water right before April so anyone who is anyone should join.

Secondly, my brother has come of age. In his terms. He recently attended a strip club...and told my parents about it. My parents had the phone on speaker and I was just texting in the back seat when he decides it'd be pretty funny to tell my mom and dad his activites the day before.

Quote "I walked in and I was so surprised to see naked people climbing on poles."

Needless to say I got the f**k out of the car and waited in the hotel lobby while my mom and dad finished talking with him. Beginning to think that going to college with him at Duke would be an awkward experience. I can just see him walking in on me doin something he considers outrageous.

Third, I became besties Dylan. He greeted me by saying "I'm going to choke-slam you through a table." I'm not sure what that means exactly but it sounds hard to do. I'm intrigued.

7 more colleges to go.

Shorty

It's yo f**kin birthday!

Happy birthday to the indisputably most attractive member of our team, Geoffery Sex Panther Gilles.

Ideas for Team Loveeee!!

So, I beenz a thinkings and I kinda realized...I sorta maybe kinda like all you guys just a little bit...not sure about gilly.

But, I thought it'd be awesome if we could arrange some shhhtuff this summer like some ultimate frisbee or chillaxin at someone's place or something uber uber sweet like goin' down to six flags or up to noah's ark (not...in...jammers...except murph. He can pull that shit off like no other). Idk, personally I want this last year to be the absolute most fun time of my life and I feel like you all my brahs... but I don't know all of you too well outside the pool. Anyone can arrange this stuff, but if the captains have interest I suggest they do most of it because, well, people will be more likely to listen to them. Maybe not Jack...but Rob definitely*

If you have any interested in any of this comment a "yes" or "no" or "hell no I hate you" depending on your feelings.

Lataz,

Shorty

Edit: maybe if you could all grow some cajones like murphy and actually comment so I don't have to rely on your good-will...

*JKLADDY!