Sunday, March 14, 2010

So, I've been in the hotel for a good 2 hours and some pretty eventful stuff has happened so I thought I'd spill.

First and foremost, I will be back in the water right before April so anyone who is anyone should join.

Secondly, my brother has come of age. In his terms. He recently attended a strip club...and told my parents about it. My parents had the phone on speaker and I was just texting in the back seat when he decides it'd be pretty funny to tell my mom and dad his activites the day before.

Quote "I walked in and I was so surprised to see naked people climbing on poles."

Needless to say I got the f**k out of the car and waited in the hotel lobby while my mom and dad finished talking with him. Beginning to think that going to college with him at Duke would be an awkward experience. I can just see him walking in on me doin something he considers outrageous.

Third, I became besties Dylan. He greeted me by saying "I'm going to choke-slam you through a table." I'm not sure what that means exactly but it sounds hard to do. I'm intrigued.

7 more colleges to go.

Shorty

3 comments:

  1. fcking hilarious short! dylan heun? have fun on your unique journey.

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  2. ohhhh shorty what an exciting time for u. i thought ur brother was one of those people who never did anyhing like that. MURPH! friend me on FACEBOOK! U GOT ONE! shorty get a facebook have fun with ur trip and i will see u in the water :)

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  3. no not dylan heun. and i might get one this break. forgive me if this blog goes dormat for a couple months.

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